*1 drink now is equal to 2 drinks 20 years ago
*Kids know everything...you know nothing!
*Borrow and Have is all a matter of perception
*There's a reason why they call them walking shoes (gotta get me some!)
*Spandex is not my friend!
*Stretch pants should not be transparent (if they are, they are way too small!)
*Don't make plans too far out, my body controls my schedule now
*Just because I see it that way,... well it's just because I see it that way*If someone asks you to do a reality show about your life, chances are they are laughing at you
*Sarcasm is my birthright, now's the age when I can exercise that right
*"I forgot" works better now LOL
*Scary movies have different affect at different stages in life
*To say "Thank you" to doctors
*Cleavage has its own life... some wear it well, some should not
*Stretch Marks don't really go away, they just hide and wait till you try to show too much skin
*Hot peppers are evil
*They call it fast food for a reason
*I am not pleasingly plump...there is nothing cute about pleasingly plump
*Ask if they wanna hear it before you tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth
*Its all precious and Now is always the time!
*Procrastination is a luxury reserved for the young LOL
*If it says Unknown Caller don't answer it LOL
*Passion and fun are life's little blessings so enjoy!